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I DID not take these pictures of Jackson getting a hair cut…

with my FLY DOWN!!! What?! I haven’t forgotten to zip my zipper since I was like 12. Nobody forgets to do that. It’s like second nature to zip your zipper after buttoning.
And I did NOT lose my diffuser for my flash AGAIN!!! You know, the one I just replaced because I lost the last one a month ago. More importantly, I DID NOT find and dig it out of the trash!! And use it!!! That’s gross. Nope, not me!
And I am not currently driving around with an expired inspection sticker. I maintain all of my vehicle stickers and all that other stuff. I do not EVER wait until I get a ticket to go get updated stickers. That’s irresponsible and lazy. And thus, not me.





