Oh boy, here we are again. Good ol’ Monday. Let’s just start is off with a bang, shall we?
So I didn’t totally freak Jackson out a few days ago by having a mini crying session in front of him. No way! I’m always gloriously happy around my children. They never see me yell or cry or lose control. (In all seriousness, this little thing did open my eyes though. I realized that in the 7 years of his life, I have done everything humanly possible to NEVER cry in front of him. That’s not good. It’s okay for kids to see their parents cry.) Anyway, it really weirded him out. I mean it would have weirded him out if it had actually happened but it didn’t…. okay, whatever.
And I also DID NOT take a picture of Mikey half naked with his underwear on his head! No way!! I don’t have a picture to prove it. Man, he is so dang muscular. Ridiculous!
I haven’t been giving Jackson a hard time about having to read the book The Little Princess this school year. I want to encourage literacy of all types with my boys. I haven’t said things like, “Oooh, it’s your favorite book…The Little Princess…” That’s immature. I want him to look forward to the variety of books we’ll be reading this year.
Remember these plants? Yeah, these plants….
Yeah, well they DON’T look kind of like this now….
I water them. I promise. They’re just all duds. I think they’re about to end up on the side of the road.
I also certainly did NOT get attacked by a crazy eyed, crazy haired swordsman yesterday. But if I had, I would have used my camera to protect me and I would have reigned victorious!
A few more things I totally did not do. Things I never do. Things I couldn’t do if I tried….
I didn’t leave my green Target clearance purse with all of my makeup in it at a friend’s house.
I didn’t throw away a perfectly good pair of little boy’s underwear because over my dead body was I going to wash the poop out of them! Not me!
I don’t spend way too much time on facebook. I most certainly do not use it as an escape from my family!!
And… I don’t have a growing crush on a serial killer.
Not me, folks! Nope, not me!