Oh good grief!!! I DID NOT just have to crawl in one of our windows in the pouring down rain with my children standing shoeless on the front porch because I had the bright idea to go watch the rain for 2 minutes and locked ourselves out of the house!!!!!!!!!!
I also did not go the entire day on Thursday without a bra…in public…the whole day. No bra. Preschool, Hope Fellowship for Jack’s classes, In-law’s? (sorry folks), Mall….Nope, not me!! (BTW, you can get away with that when you have the “curves” of a 12 year old.)
And I didn’t shrink that new purple shirt I just bought and wore one whole time for our pictures….You know this shirt?!
Yeah, well, I didn’t forget to lay it flat to dry instead of sticking it in the dryer. It would now fit a 12 year old. So it still kind of fits me too. (see above)
I also didn’t have to use children’s shampoo today because I ran out of mine. I think children’s shampoo can adequately take care of dirt and food but not oily build up.
I also didn’t STOOPIDLY pick a food battle with Mikey on Saturday, which led to at least 45 minutes of screaming and fit throwing. I know better than to pick food battles. You can’t win those!! You can’t make somebody eat. I know that.