Jenny Hintze

"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams." – Willy Wonka

Out of the Mouths of Moms August 13, 2010

Filed under: Uncategorized — jhintze @ 8:19 pm


“No, I didn’t hear that toot. I’m so sorry I missed that.”


“Oh please! That is just a tiny little scratch. You don’t need a band aid for that, sissy boy.”


“Sweetie, I heard you. Like how ever many times you said it is how ever many times I heard you.”


“It’s called a hamper, not a pantry.”


“Get your naked booty off of my pillow!”


“Hold on, drama queen!”


“If you eat or drink anything else your belly will explode.”


“Wasn’t me. I don’t do that. It must have been your daddy.”

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