Jenny Hintze

"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams." – Willy Wonka

Not Me Monday! October 25, 2010

Filed under: Uncategorized — jhintze @ 12:30 am

Oh how long has it been since I’ve purged my many failures to you lovely people? Too long…much too long. So, let’s get on with it, shall we?

I did NOT wash Jackson’s ipod touch. But even if I had, it would have been his fault, not mine. It’s not my job to check my kids’ pockets before I wash clothes. Oh wait…it is my job? Well, crap! Now you tell me. Anyway, it still works somehow. Go Apple!

I also did not at a wedding this weekend make a young lady feel awkward by asking her if I could take a picture of her haircut with my iphone to show my hairdresser only to realize that I took a video instead and then I didn’t make her feel even more awkward by dragging out the whole experience and asking her if I could try again. Nope, not me! I don’t get a kick out of putting people in awkward situations.

I also did NOT ask a priest if my husband was bothering him. Nor did I take a candid shot of that same priest eating and then say…”I got you!” No…again with the making people uncomfortable thing. I don’t do that. And…I’m not that dorky.

Moving on…

My toes don’t look like this.

Gross, right? Andrea, does that color look familiar?

And I didn’t tell the church organist that the bride had just previously been dipping snuff because why would I do that?! Seriously. But if I had, she would have known I was only joking…I think so anyway. One can’t be too sure about those kinds of things.

And I’m NOT currently eating a cupcake or ten while I stay up way too late editing, blogging, and planning this week of homeschool.

Nope, not me!


2 Responses to “Not Me Monday!”

  1. Finneyfer Says:

    U crack me up. πŸ™‚

  2. thestunzfamily Says:

    And you did not use the word “dorky”. πŸ™‚ Those toes…. my goodness. I will be there in about 2 months. Can you wait for me??? Maybe you shouldn’t.

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